comfortable

A few things before they slip my mind:

01. Just because your team won does not mean that YOU are any more important than the rest of us. You didn't do us any favors by drinking while screaming at the television or even in the crowd.
&you still need to leave me a tip unless you are magic johnson, which you aren't even close so pay up.

02. You don't have to do a dance on your way in to make your entrance into the club. We see you, and you look stupid with your flailing arms and oh? You know all the words to this song? Cool, me too. We've heard it seven times now.

03. When I ask you if you want a drink don't respond with "no thanks but I'd like your number". I've heard it several times and it's never worked. Not even once.

04. (most) Guys: you are not as charming as you think you are when you're drunk.

05. Girls: you are not as cute as you think you are when you're drunk.

06. To the really sweet guy who attempted to throw his entire bottle of beer into the trash can: YOU MISSED and hit me in the ribs and didn't even apologize and I'll find you someday.


Happy Easter.