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dear tara,
i am writing you this letter to inform you that we kick major ass.
the world is not prepared for how many asses we will kick.
no eye has seen, no ear has heard how dopetastic the things we do are.
here is a list of things that kick ass so far
1. the ukulele illusion
2. "i kissed a girl and i liked it"
3. oreo punching
4. decisions of either kind
5. oreo eating
6. throwing cheerios around my room
7. hot damn
8. twin towers
9. lost
10. teaching me the importance of "corners"
these are just a taste of what is to come of our friendship. i'm excited to see what's next. BAMBOOZLE!!!

have a good summer,
stephen albert joseph keech

(xxx)xxx-xxxx call me.