So one of life's mysteries to me is when someone on Twitter follows you and you go to check them out and follow them back and it says that their updates are protected and that you have to seek the person's permission to follow them.
Ok.
So, how does that work exactly?
"OMG, your Twitter ID is so awesome, I must follow you! Please, please let me!"
But of course I'm curious. What are these people Tweeting behind their locked accounts that they don't want the rest of us to see? Do they not get that Tweeting at its best is exhibitionism?
So I came up with a list of things that I would Tweet if I had a protected account:
01. In case I forget, my bank PIN is 9856
2. Just learned secret recipe for coke. Will tweet later.
3. The following people are huge whores:
4. You should read the text I just got from ______, oh wait, here it is:
5. I love "Wheel of Fortune".
6. Who designed that little lock emblem? I wonder what they charged.
7. I bet everyone's wondering what secret things I'm tweeting about!
8. Maybe cover up a little while you breastfeed?
9. Thank goodness I can tweet about all these great guys I've been meeting!
10. Hot dog. Woot.
11. I'm sorry @johncmayer that I called you a huge whore. I forgot you were one of my followers. I was kidding. Slightly.
