comfortable

THINGS ABOUT TODAY
THAT HAVE IRRITATED
ME TO THE POINT OF
LAUGHTER:
01. The Pitaya customer that will not stop clearing her throat/gagging every six seconds.
02. Waking up in Lapel &needing to be in Broad Ripple in 25 minute with an empty gas tank and zero cash.
03. Realizing that using a tag gun does not help or ease carpal tunnel syndrome.
04. THIS EMAIL:
Dear Friend,


I know this Message will come to you as a surprise Please my Frined,do not feel embarrassed by send is mail to you and Remain blessed in the Lord.


My name is Mrs. Aisha Ali, widow to late Dr. Ibrahim Ali, a citizen of Cote d'Ivoire and former owner of a cocoa exporting company in Cote d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast )


I am now 48years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really
deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 5 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I don’t want your pity but I need your trust.


My late husband died early last year from heart attack, our marriage was blessed with a child, Mustafa, who is now 16 years old. My late husband was very wealthy, however, before his death we agreed to use part his/ our wealth in donation to charity and assisting the less privileged persons leaving some for the benefit and welfare of our only son, Mustafa.


Recently, my doctor advised me that I will not live for more than five months, so I have now decided to apply this fund, to contribute mainly to the development of charity homes and promotion of charitable causes.


I am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail. I found your
e-mail address (after my prayers) in the web directory,and I decided to contact you believing that you will not disappoint me, but if for any reason you find this mail offensive, you can ignore it and please accept my apology.


As I said earlier on, before my late husband died, he was a major cocoa exporter herein Ivory Coast and deposited the sum of $5 million dollars (five million dollars) in a financial institution here and named me in the deposit documents as his next of kin. I have all the relevant documents with me relating to the deposit of this fund in the finance institution.


I need you to secure, manage and utlize this fund in a manner as i shall instruct you hereafter, so that when I
die my soul can rest in peace. The fund will be entirely in your disposal for the project which you shall undertake in my name and favour.I pray God shall give you the wisdom to touch very many lives as desired by my late husband and myself.


Please note that I will be waiting for your quick reply giving me the following information as follows:
Please mail me in this box (aishaali01@itimes.com)


(1.)Your Full name(s)...............
(2.)Your phone number:................
(3.)Your address of residence:.........
(4.)Your Occupation .....................
(5.)Your Personal ID #.....................


Immediately I receive the above information, I shall ask our family lawyer/ attorney here, Barrister (Mrs.) Sandra Williams to draft a letter of authority which will enable me to pass the title of this fund into your care and custody naming you as the commissioned beneficiary of thesame for the benefit of the project which are to carryout in my name and memory.


My dear, 20% of this money will be set aside for your time and effort, while 80% goes into the project you are to undertake in my name and memory.


Yours Faithfully
Aisha Ali