THINGS I HAVE BEEN
INSTEAD OF NAPPING
POSTING BLOGS,
PAINTING NAILS,
BLOWING MY NOSE ON THE SAME
PAPER TOWEL BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
THE ENERGY TO GET UP
TO FETCH A KLEENEX,
CHARGING MY PHONE,
CURSING AT MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS,
TURNING A RECORD OVER AND OVER AND OVER,
OBNOXIOUSLY REFRESHING THE TWITTER WINDOW,
HUMORING MYSELF BY FILLING OUT MY GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATION,
CRYING FOR 45 MINUTES AFTER STUBBING
MY TOE FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY,
LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC I AM,
WATCHING THE CLOCK,
WISHING I HAD COMPANY,