I'm embarrassed that I talked like this when I was sixteen:
"my name is tara. i won't kill you with kindness. i am sixteen years old. i believe you're not smiling if i can't see your teeth. i live in indiana& i like to get straight to the point.
i was born on the eighth of april in 1987.
i think of the right thing to say after-the-fact& i will always try to drink you under the table. i fall in love with practicality& efficiency& i can send you psychic memos.
i can make a business out of anything& i'd rather say nothing than know i've lost your interest. i keep a million journals& never was the type to plan out my dream wedding.
i will find logic in your every fault. i think pants are romantic& I'VE DECIDED I NEVER WANT TO GET OLD. i find pleasure in parallel parking& hate wet hair& discovering dead batteries. i can find 50 reasons why i like you, & by the way, can i please be remembered at my best?"
haha.
2kewl4skool.
